Modern Primate
Man, that's deep.
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Photo reblogged from Etiquette for a Gentleman
Why is this a rule for a lady?
This might even be more applicable to men. Why do you think the “bros before hos” mentality persists? Usually, those dudes are afraid of being hurt again.
True story.
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Vibrators, douches, and pelvic massages: A brief history of dudes attempting to cure ladies of “hysteria.”
HYSTERICAL over this article, @Maya.
Also, everyone go read Sarah Ruhl please.
I think I’m feeling hysterical myself. Can I get a hand?
No?
Ladies have all the luck.
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With the pixels sitting on the surface of your eye, behind the eyelid rather than in front… imagine the possibilities! If you thought it was fun to send your friends to a Goatse site with windows that evade closing, imagine a Goatse you literally cannot look away from, even with your eyes closed!
And what about the advertising opportunities? I know I don’t see enough billboards, posters, and other signage in every day life! I’ve been trying in futility to crush up advertising into a purified powder that I can inject straight into my eyeballs, but I think the pairing of Google Glass and Mr. Parviz’s contact lens display technology just might do the trick. After all, what is Google, what is Facebook, what is any mobile app or website if not an ad platform?
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In the last week, Facebook stock continued its nosedive, one man ate another man’s face, all the good TV shows are going off the air, and we now live in Amercia!
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The Black Hole has a great many problems, but also a large amount of things to admire. It’s one of the most atypical movies you’d ever hope to see with just about everything about it causing some form of confusion. It’s a kids’ movie that ends in hell, and that’s pretty much the coolest thing there is.
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Photo reblogged from I Love Charts
We learned something new today. Er.
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The passages cited:
Arkansas, Article 19, Section 1
No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of thisState, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any Court.
Maryland, Article 37
That no religious test ought ever to be required as a qualification for any office of profit or trust in this State, other than a declaration of belief in the existence of God.
Mississippi, Article 14, Section 265
No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office in this state.
Pennsylvania, Article 1, Section 4
No person who acknowledges the being of a God and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth.
South Carolina, Article 17, Section 4
No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office under this Constitution.
Tennessee, Article 9, Section 2
No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state.
Texas, Article 1, Section 4
No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.
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I’m a man. If I do it, it’s by definition “manly.” And that includes having tea parties with a toddler and helping her put a bonnet on her beloved Pooh Bear.
- SirElkarOwhey
