In my short stint as weekend editor I’ve been wondering what the hell kind of men’s site this is supposed to be. The few times sports have ever been mentioned don’t really have anything to do with sports, and instead we get stuff about Pokemon, Minecraft, and Downton Abbey FFS! All along I’ve been thinking, “WHERE ARE THE TITS?!” So, since this may very well be my last weekend at the Modern Primate helm, I’ve decided to post my entire collection of all the world’s most exotic tits. Big tits. Little tits. Round tits. Perky tits. White tits. Black tits. Somali tits. The list goes on and on! Enjoy!