Modern Primate

5) Tell Someone to Be Quiet at the Movie Theater.

Movie talking is one of the worst offenses in “civilized” society. It’s like people don’t care that other people are trying to watch the movie. Too many times other annoyed patrons decide to just ignore the chatter, but mostly they’re just afraid of confrontation. It’s up to you to save everyone from this blight on humanity. First, establish that someone is talking. Asking an already quiet person to be quiet will make you look insane. If they are talking, go up to them and say, quietly of course, “Could you please be quiet?” If they give you guff, follow up with “I’ve asked you nicely. If you keep it up, I’m going to get an usher.” That’ll shut them up, and if it doesn’t, go get that usher and enjoy the fact that you’ve made people waste their money. After the movie, you can hold your head up high as you run to your car as fast as you can in case those people are outside waiting to beat you up.

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